I scheduled a detour on your route home that ends at my door.

Hide your glasses; I want you to squint at me until you laugh.

I’ll beat you at the game if you promise not to sulk about it.

Wear yesterday’s jeans; I plan to test how many pockets hold secrets.

I put a sticker on your back that says ‘hug me later’ — you’re welcome.

Bring a pen; I need a volunteer for signing a suspiciously small contract.

I swapped your tea for something cheeky; blame me when you smile.

Leave your laptop open; I have a ‘work emergency’ that’s highly entertaining.

Wear the watch you hate; I’ll find a use for it before midnight.

I put glitter in the cookie jar; open it and accept the consequences.

Bring your oldest sweater; I want to bury my face in it for science.

Say yes to dessert even if you’re full; I have ideas for leftovers.

Don’t make the bed yet; I left a reason to mess it up deliberately.

Come home with takeout and the wrong sauce; I’ll fix both problems.

I’ll distract you with bad jokes until you forget to be responsible.

Wear something with pockets; I intend to put small surprises in them.

Leave your mail unopened; tonight’s delivery is me and a loud laugh.

I hid a note in your shoe that says ‘report to couch immediately’.

If you whistle while cooking, I will reward you with extra stirring.

I’ve arranged candles that are purely decorative; the mischief is on me.

Promise to pretend you don’t know me when I wear the ridiculous hat.

Text me one word and I’ll tell you which socks to keep on.

When you answer the door, don’t ask questions — just grin and come in.

Hide your keys; I want you to be late for everything but the bed.

I have a favour: let me choose tonight’s film and veto your sensible snacks.

If you don’t wear shoes coming inside I will make you carry the groceries.

I’m planning to interrupt your meeting with a very loud kiss later.

I left a trail of wet dishcloths to where I hid your favourite biscuit.

Bring the blue mug from the kitchen and don’t wear that sensible jumper.

I’ll steal the last slice of pizza unless you come stop me.

I felt glad today remembering the way you corrected my pronunciation and laughed.

I’ll be the person who holds the umbrella when you forget yours again.

I feel steady when you say my name, nothing dramatic, just steady and real.

I loved how you defended that small idea in the meeting; you sounded sure.

I appreciate how you organized the bookshelf; your orderliness is useful and real.

I’m thinking of how you hummed while cooking and feeling quietly happy.

I felt lighter after your message today; thank you for that ordinary kindness.

I’ll bring you the blanket you like from the closet without being asked.

Your patience with the cashier made me notice how gentle you are.

I like texting you bad puns because your groan is worth the effort.