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Put the champagne down: I want the first slow, ridiculous kiss before the toasts.
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Put the playlist on pause; I have other background noises in mind for tonight.

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You promised to cook tomorrow — consider that promise melted pending my counteroffer.

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Keep your phone on silent; I want uninterrupted permission to be a pest.

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Hide the ring receipt; I want bargaining power during tonight’s playful negotiations.

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Leave your shoes by the door; I might make you dance without standing up.

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That whisper of 'yes' deserves a private encore, and I’m buying tickets.

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Don’t try to be romantic again tonight; I’ll steal that script and improvise better.

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I remember the mint you offered after nerves shook your hands — small and true.

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You promised a lifetime of small mistakes and shared breakfasts and I accepted.

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You looked at me with that guilty grin when you misplaced the ring twice.

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I can't stop smiling thinking about the way you rearranged your words before asking.

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Saying yes to you right after you burned the toast felt so right.

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I still see your hair mussed from that first excited hug — perfect and messy.

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Holding the ring I kept thinking of all the small mornings we'll share.

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Your teary laugh on the balcony made the moment less loud and more real.

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Saying yes felt simple and strange and absolutely the best decision I’ve made.

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You brushed crumb off my lip mid-question and I couldn't stop grinning.

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You answered with one word and it fixed the small, tired part of me.

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That crooked little engraving on the ring made me laugh — and then I cried.

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You said yes and my hands are still shaking from grinning in the hallway.

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Trust me: I rehearse your laugh sometimes; tonight you get the live performance.

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Trust me: I practiced your name in an impressive whisper; bedtime is the reveal.

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I stashed an apology in your lunch; open it and accept the bribe.

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I’ll trade you the good pillow for a foot massage later — deal?

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I checked the door twice so you can check my pockets later.

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If you steal the last biscuit I will exact a very specific, charming revenge.

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Don’t answer texts after 8, I'm reserving you for very minor crimes.

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You tightened your scarf against the cold; undo it slowly when we’re alone and let me complain about the chill.

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Save one slice of cake for me; I’ll trade it for a favour you’ll be glad to give.

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You looked at me like you were plotting — plot with me tonight and we’ll compare notes.

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Hold the ring up to the light again; I have a ridiculous toast I need to see reflected.

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You kissed my temple when we left; I’m collecting those tiny thefts for a bigger prank.

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Don’t tell anyone our plan for later; I want to surprise even myself with how cheeky it gets.

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You smudged cake on your collar; bring the cake and let me judge your technique.

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Keep your answers short at the party; I plan to extend them privately and mischievously.

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You called me 'you' in that whisper; I want you to try saying my name the same way.

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You said you'd wear the suit again; wear it badly so I can fix it badly.

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That quick hug in the kitchen was insufficient — I demand a proper, teasing make-up hug.

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Don’t unpack your bag yet; I’ll fill it with ridiculous demands and one sweet surprise.

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You grinned when you proposed; keep grinning and I’ll invent reasons to make it sillier.