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You’re allowed to be cross with today, I’ll be mildly annoying until you smile.
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I’m thinking of your tired face after today; come here and rest against me.

02

The subway delay was ridiculous; if you’re still out I’ll come get you.

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Your scarf got stuck in the door; I’ll bring scissors and a foot massage.

04

You sounded disappointed; that matters and I’m here to help unpack it.

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Your glasses fogged in the rain; I’ll meet you under the awning with mine.

06

The elevator stuck you felt trapped, come to mine and get real air.

07

I wish I could unsend parts of your day; until then I’ll listen.

08

The leftover soup spilled, I’ll bring a towel and a ridiculous movie.

09

You look exhausted in your selfie; come over and nap on my couch.

10

Your tote strap snapped, I’ll bring a spare bag and my terrible jokes.

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You sounded small on that call; that mattered to me and I’m with you.

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Your plant got knocked over, I’ll come fix the soil and stay for coffee.

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I know your inbox exploded; take ten minutes and breathe, I’ll wait.

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I heard the meeting went sideways — you handled it well, I’m proud of you.

15

Your sandwich was stolen, that’s petty — I’ll bring you the best replacement I can find.

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You sounded like you were carrying too much; offload it to me for a bit.

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You’re allowed to be quiet after this day, I’ll sit beside you and keep the lights low.

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I don’t like that you had to deal with that, I’ll make dinner and listen to you rant.

19

Your umbrella broke exactly when it shouldn’t have, I’ve bought a sturdier one for you.

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You seemed on edge in that meeting; tell me one tiny victory and I’ll celebrate it.

21

The copier ate your pages; I’ll reprint and bring chocolate.

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You must be fed up — want me to come over and make the dumb playlist you love?

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The parking ticket was nonsense, let me take care of it and we’ll get street tacos.

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I can tell you’re worn out from your voice — say nothing, I’ll bring tea and a blanket.

25

You deserved better service at lunch; I’m taking you to the place that never screws it up.

26

That schedule change was a pain, text me when you finish and I’ll bring dessert.

27

You don’t have to fix everything tonight, I’ll hold a place for you on the couch.

28

You sounded frustrated just now; I’m sitting here paying attention.

29

Your coffee went cold and you didn’t even get a sip, I’ll make you a new one.

30

That rude email was uncalled for — you don’t need to reply, I’ve got your back.

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I’m sorry today was heavy, tell me two things that went wrong and I’ll handle the rest.

32

The printer jamming again is a crime, I’ll bring snacks and we’ll laugh about it later.

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Your bus being late is nonsense; I’ll pick you up at the stop if you want.

34

I hate that day did this to you; I’m here for however long you need.

35

You did not deserve that call, I’m angry for you.

36

Your left shoe breaking on the stairs would annoy anyone — want me to swing by with duct tape?

37

You can be messy and tired and still be the person I want beside me tonight.

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That soggy sandwich in your bag is unfair, I’ll bring you a fresh one on my way over.

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Call me petty: I labeled your snacks 'for emergencies' and today's qualifies.

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Your umbrella turned inside out? I'll parade around pretending it's haute couture.