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You can rant to me about the spreadsheet and I will not judge the swear words.
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I’ll be awake for your late call if you need to swear about the commute.

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I want the small victory from your day, even if it’s only finishing one email.

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I left the spare keys where you always check because you’ll be back late.

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I saved the funny meme you sent for when I needed it later.

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I’ll put on the kettle as soon as you unlock the door.

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Tell me exactly how annoyed you are and I’ll bring the bad tv show.

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I grabbed your grocery list from the desk and added milk because you always forget it.

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I like hearing your tired laugh over my voice notes when you get home.

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I left a note on the fridge that says ‘coffee by the sink’ because you’ll look.

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I’ll wait for your video of the commuter chaos; your commentary is the best part.

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I noticed your scuffed shoes and left the shoe polish out for you.

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Your plain ‘done’ text made me breathe out properly in the middle of my evening.

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I warmed up the takeout you forgot in my fridge; eat it while it’s still decent.

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Tell me about the person who interrupted your call, I want to hear the details.

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I keep a spare hoodie here because I know you’ll drop by after late shifts.

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I put the charger by your seat so you won’t hunt for it in the dark.

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I brewed a second cup because I figured you’d be here to drink it later.

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Your work badge is on my counter; I’ll leave it by the door for you.

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Seeing your message at 6:02 made the dark bus ride feel shorter.

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I put your umbrella by the door because the forecast said rain and you always forget it.

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I appreciate you letting me eat the fries while you were distracted.

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I stayed up an extra ten minutes waiting for your ‘I’m home’ text.

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I want you to drop by with that tired grin and sit on my kitchen floor.

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I folded the shirt you left on my chair; it’s ready on the couch.

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Tell me the dumb office story before you shower, I need it.

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Your jacket smells like coffee; I like that it smells like you.

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You make the commute bearable for me just by saying ‘hi’ when you get home.

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I’m making the playlist you always skip so we can laugh at it together.

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I want to hear the small rant about the meeting when you’re off the elevator.

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You left your blue pen on my desk; I put it in your bag.

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My feet are up and I'm smiling because you texted the stupid joke earlier.

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I like that you answer my texts even when you’re elbow-deep in files.

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Still in your work jacket? I kept your travel mug on the counter.

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I kept your jacket because you left it and I’d rather drop it off than forget to mention it.

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I want to tell you something silly about my drawer of receipts when you have a minute.

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I held onto the ticket stub you dropped; it’s on my desk now.

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Your quick ‘good luck’ text at four kept me steady for the rest of the day.

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I grabbed an extra coffee because I thought you might need one on the way home.

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I keep replaying the way you corrected me gently in the meeting — thank you.

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I kept the napkin you scribbled on; small things like that mean a lot to me.