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I don’t need details, just tell me ‘bad’ and I’ll come home.

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You don’t need to justify being upset; say it plainly and I’ll believe you.

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Leave your laptop closed on the table and don’t open it again tonight.

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You’re allowed to be short with people after today; I’ll be patient with you.

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I’m holding space for whatever spilled over today; no fixes unless you ask.

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Bring your damp coat inside and I’ll dry it without asking questions.

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I read your message about the bill and feel angry with them with you.

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If you need to cancel plans and do nothing, I support that choice completely.

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I’m thinking of your tired face after today; come here and rest against me.

10

The subway delay was ridiculous; if you’re still out I’ll come get you.

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You’re allowed to be cross with today, I’ll be mildly annoying until you smile.

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Your scarf got stuck in the door; I’ll bring scissors and a foot massage.

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You sounded disappointed; that matters and I’m here to help unpack it.

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Your glasses fogged in the rain; I’ll meet you under the awning with mine.

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The elevator stuck you felt trapped, come to mine and get real air.

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I wish I could unsend parts of your day; until then I’ll listen.

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The leftover soup spilled, I’ll bring a towel and a ridiculous movie.

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You look exhausted in your selfie; come over and nap on my couch.

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Your tote strap snapped, I’ll bring a spare bag and my terrible jokes.

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You sounded small on that call; that mattered to me and I’m with you.

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Your plant got knocked over, I’ll come fix the soil and stay for coffee.

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I know your inbox exploded; take ten minutes and breathe, I’ll wait.

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I heard the meeting went sideways — you handled it well, I’m proud of you.

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Call me petty: I labeled your snacks 'for emergencies' and today's qualifies.

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Your umbrella turned inside out? I'll parade around pretending it's haute couture.

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Spilled your bag? I'm hiding one shoe and offering a dramatic ransom.

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Wear those ridiculous socks tonight; I'll narrate your entrance like a sports commentator.

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If the spreadsheet betrayed you, I'll draw a ridiculous chart proving I'm better company.

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You forgot lunch? I brought two sandwiches and one is suspiciously extra for you.

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If someone cut you off, I'll steal their parking spot later and act triumphant.

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Buy me that tiny chocolate you like and I'll do an embarrassing dramatic bow.

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You spilled coffee? Good, I ordered a matching shirt to tease you about it.

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Bring that scratched watch — I'll pretend to fix it and distract you badly.

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The copier jammed? Tell them you have an urgent appointment with me at seven.

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Ignore the emails, I'm bringing the takeout you hate just to watch you protest.

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Phone vibrated; nothing important. Wish it had been you saying you’re on your way.

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Stomach tied in knots; the idea of you whispering one line has me untangling.

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The tea went cold but thinking about you warmed one particular part of me.

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Caught myself checking the door as if you might walk in — hoping you do.

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Stressed and imagining you taking my keys and insisting I leave work early.