I’ll drive past your office and honk twice so you know I’m outside.

I’ll water your plant tonight and not say anything about the dead leaves.

I noticed you didn’t laugh at the show; that’s enough for tonight.

You can put the phone down and let me worry about dinner.

I’ll reheat the soup you forgot in the fridge and we’ll eat slow.

I saw your shoelace snapped this morning—brought a spare pair in the car.

You don’t have to explain every detail; just tell me the worst part.

I’ll take the trash and give you ten minutes with no questions.

You can go quiet; I’ll be here reading or not, whatever you need.

I remembered the joke about your cat and it made me smile for you.

I’ll fold the shirt you spilled on and we’ll order something simple.

I put your headphones on charge so you can listen without fuss later.

I feel helpless about how hard today was for you and I’m here anyway.

I hate that your inbox piled up; I’ll clear two emails while you rest.

You can say ‘I’m done for today’ and I’ll accept it without comment.

I noticed your plant’s leaves are brown; I’ll grab a new pot tomorrow.

I’m thinking of you on the subway and hoping the headache eases.

I’m thinking of your tired face after today; come here and rest against me.

The subway delay was ridiculous; if you’re still out I’ll come get you.

You’re allowed to be cross with today, I’ll be mildly annoying until you smile.

Your scarf got stuck in the door; I’ll bring scissors and a foot massage.

You sounded disappointed; that matters and I’m here to help unpack it.

Your glasses fogged in the rain; I’ll meet you under the awning with mine.

The elevator stuck you felt trapped, come to mine and get real air.

I wish I could unsend parts of your day; until then I’ll listen.

The leftover soup spilled, I’ll bring a towel and a ridiculous movie.

You look exhausted in your selfie; come over and nap on my couch.

Your tote strap snapped, I’ll bring a spare bag and my terrible jokes.

You sounded small on that call; that mattered to me and I’m with you.

Your plant got knocked over, I’ll come fix the soil and stay for coffee.

I know your inbox exploded; take ten minutes and breathe, I’ll wait.

I heard the meeting went sideways — you handled it well, I’m proud of you.

Call me petty: I labeled your snacks 'for emergencies' and today's qualifies.

Your umbrella turned inside out? I'll parade around pretending it's haute couture.

Spilled your bag? I'm hiding one shoe and offering a dramatic ransom.

Wear those ridiculous socks tonight; I'll narrate your entrance like a sports commentator.

If the spreadsheet betrayed you, I'll draw a ridiculous chart proving I'm better company.

You forgot lunch? I brought two sandwiches and one is suspiciously extra for you.

If someone cut you off, I'll steal their parking spot later and act triumphant.

Buy me that tiny chocolate you like and I'll do an embarrassing dramatic bow.