I’m sorry I made promises I didn’t keep today — I’ll start by fixing tonight.

I’m sorry I didn’t notice you were upset until you said it out loud.

I left your sunglasses on the passenger seat; I’ll swing by to return them.

I regret the quick words I used and I want to make them right.

I’m sorry I dismissed your idea; it mattered and I didn’t listen.

I’m sorry for the small coldness at breakfast; I didn’t mean it.

I feel unsettled about today and I don’t want to sleep without saying sorry.

I’m sorry I criticized your choice in front of your friend; that was rude.

I kept your umbrella by the door because I know you’ll need it later.

I feel ashamed for leaving you hanging; I’ll be better at answering next time.

I’m sorry I snapped about the kids’ noise; that was on me, not you.

I’m thinking of your tired face after today; come here and rest against me.

The subway delay was ridiculous; if you’re still out I’ll come get you.

You’re allowed to be cross with today, I’ll be mildly annoying until you smile.

Your scarf got stuck in the door; I’ll bring scissors and a foot massage.

You sounded disappointed; that matters and I’m here to help unpack it.

Your glasses fogged in the rain; I’ll meet you under the awning with mine.

The elevator stuck you felt trapped, come to mine and get real air.

I wish I could unsend parts of your day; until then I’ll listen.

The leftover soup spilled, I’ll bring a towel and a ridiculous movie.

You look exhausted in your selfie; come over and nap on my couch.

Your tote strap snapped, I’ll bring a spare bag and my terrible jokes.

You sounded small on that call; that mattered to me and I’m with you.

Your plant got knocked over, I’ll come fix the soil and stay for coffee.

I know your inbox exploded; take ten minutes and breathe, I’ll wait.

I heard the meeting went sideways — you handled it well, I’m proud of you.

Call me petty: I labeled your snacks 'for emergencies' and today's qualifies.

Your umbrella turned inside out? I'll parade around pretending it's haute couture.

Spilled your bag? I'm hiding one shoe and offering a dramatic ransom.

Wear those ridiculous socks tonight; I'll narrate your entrance like a sports commentator.

If the spreadsheet betrayed you, I'll draw a ridiculous chart proving I'm better company.

You forgot lunch? I brought two sandwiches and one is suspiciously extra for you.

If someone cut you off, I'll steal their parking spot later and act triumphant.

Buy me that tiny chocolate you like and I'll do an embarrassing dramatic bow.

You spilled coffee? Good, I ordered a matching shirt to tease you about it.

Bring that scratched watch — I'll pretend to fix it and distract you badly.

The copier jammed? Tell them you have an urgent appointment with me at seven.

Ignore the emails, I'm bringing the takeout you hate just to watch you protest.

Phone vibrated; nothing important. Wish it had been you saying you’re on your way.

Stomach tied in knots; the idea of you whispering one line has me untangling.