Sneak a nap before your flight; you'll need the energy for the trouble I'm planning.

If you spot a fountain, toss a coin and make a selfish wish about tonight.

Reserve a seat on the plane with an empty lap next to you; I'll take it.

If the lobby pianist plays something sad, hum along and I'll turn it into a dare.

Hide one hotel biscuit in your coat pocket for me; it will taste like conspiracy.

If you get an upgrade, claim it for me when I'm back.

If the meeting runs over, consider it a rehearsal for our overtime.

Pack the scarf you wore last week; it remembers our mischief better than you do.

If the taxi driver asks where you're headed, tell him 'home' and smile at him for me.

If you wake at 3 a.m., send a single emoji; I'll decode it and come up with trouble.

Tell them you shelved the extra work; I have other shelves to test.

Keep the 'do not disturb' sign — I'll take care of the rest when I'm there.

If the conference badge gets sticky, peel it off slowly and think of me.

I put a ribbon on that scrubbed hotel soap; it's actually a hint.

If the hotel pen is missing, you used it on my directions back to you.

Practice your 'I was delayed' face; you'll need it for the return.

Tell the taxi to drop you one block early; I prefer clandestine arrivals.

If the minibar charges are suspicious, so are my intentions when I see you.

Trade me one boring dinner for two minutes of your mischief quota.

I hid a playlist titled 'do not play in public' on your phone; it's for after lights-out.

If the conference gives out pens, pocket one for me — we have plans.

Bring back a city postcard and write 'reserve me' on the back.

I signed you up for late checkout with one condition: you stay with me.

If you miss the continental breakfast, blame me and I won't deny it.

Call me when the flight's bored and I will give you a plot twist.

If the hotel elevator is slow, consider staying on until I arrive.

Tell them you need a projector; I'm bringing the presentation that distracts you.

Don't flirt with the complimentary chocolates unless you plan to share later.

Wear the shirt I hate but you look terrible in — I'll use that against you later.

Finish the meeting fast; I booked something that requires you to cancel dessert.

I hid a note under your toothbrush this morning; check it before you judge my handwriting.

If the hotel bathrobe fits you, bring it home; if not, bring you.

Don't let the minibar win — save room for me when I'm back.

I’m sorry I didn’t bring the pastry you like from the airport café.

I’m sorry I ignored your message about the cat while I was in the elevator.

Sorry I didn’t say sorry sooner; I should’ve stepped away from the press area.

I’m sorry I left the door unlocked at home when I got called into the office.

I’m sorry I forgot to send the photo you wanted of the meeting room.

I’m sorry I missed your text about picking up milk; that was careless.

Sorry I didn’t reschedule the call to a quieter corner of the hall.