Sneak a nap before your flight; you'll need the energy for the trouble I'm planning.

If you spot a fountain, toss a coin and make a selfish wish about tonight.

Reserve a seat on the plane with an empty lap next to you; I'll take it.

If the lobby pianist plays something sad, hum along and I'll turn it into a dare.

Hide one hotel biscuit in your coat pocket for me; it will taste like conspiracy.

If you get an upgrade, claim it for me when I'm back.

If the meeting runs over, consider it a rehearsal for our overtime.

Pack the scarf you wore last week; it remembers our mischief better than you do.

If the taxi driver asks where you're headed, tell him 'home' and smile at him for me.

Tell them you shelved the extra work; I have other shelves to test.

Keep the 'do not disturb' sign — I'll take care of the rest when I'm there.

If the conference badge gets sticky, peel it off slowly and think of me.

I put a ribbon on that scrubbed hotel soap; it's actually a hint.

If the hotel pen is missing, you used it on my directions back to you.

Practice your 'I was delayed' face; you'll need it for the return.

Tell the taxi to drop you one block early; I prefer clandestine arrivals.

If the minibar charges are suspicious, so are my intentions when I see you.

Trade me one boring dinner for two minutes of your mischief quota.

I hid a playlist titled 'do not play in public' on your phone; it's for after lights-out.

Don't say yes to the networking drinks unless you're saving your best smile for me.

If the conference gives out pens, pocket one for me — we have plans.

Bring back a city postcard and write 'reserve me' on the back.

I signed you up for late checkout with one condition: you stay with me.

If you miss the continental breakfast, blame me and I won't deny it.

Call me when the flight's bored and I will give you a plot twist.

If the hotel elevator is slow, consider staying on until I arrive.

Tell them you need a projector; I'm bringing the presentation that distracts you.

Don't flirt with the complimentary chocolates unless you plan to share later.

Wear the shirt I hate but you look terrible in — I'll use that against you later.

Finish the meeting fast; I booked something that requires you to cancel dessert.

I hid a note under your toothbrush this morning; check it before you judge my handwriting.

If the hotel bathrobe fits you, bring it home; if not, bring you.

Don't let the minibar win — save room for me when I'm back.

I’m sorry I didn’t bring the pastry you like from the airport café.

I’m sorry I ignored your message about the cat while I was in the elevator.

Sorry I didn’t say sorry sooner; I should’ve stepped away from the press area.

I’m sorry I left the door unlocked at home when I got called into the office.

I’m sorry I forgot to send the photo you wanted of the meeting room.

I’m sorry I missed your text about picking up milk; that was careless.

Sorry I didn’t reschedule the call to a quieter corner of the hall.